Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas
It's the P.C. time of year.
Every holiday displayed
because of morbid fear.
Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas
Yeah, we know the name is queer.
Oh good golly,
Can't offend nobody on (bleep)mas this year!
Oh no, the Eskimos need a holiday
We'll get right back to you
when we think up one for gays. (Yeah!)
Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas,
What a time for winter cheer.
But if you see a Christmas tree,
You'll hear Christmas jeers.
Screw you ACLU,
for winning the 12
million in your lawsuit versus Santa and his elves
Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas
And everyone must now adhere,
So by golly don't hang up that holly on (bleep)mas this year
