Come and listen to my story 'bout a man name Barack. He and all his homies are still in the state of shock. We all know the election didn't turn out like he planned, And how this could've happened he just doesn't understand. Trump, that is. Racist fool. TV star. Well the first thing you know, old Trump is here to stay. Kin folk said: "Barry, time to move away!" They said: "Californy is the place you ought to go." So, he bought himself a mansion in the city Rancho Mirage, that is. Safe Space. Trump Free Zone. Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Barack and all his kin. They would like to thank you folks for votin' twice for him. You're all invited back next month to party in D.C. For Trump's inaugeration and his new presidency. Conservative, that is. Cry a spell. Have a group hug. Y'all stay cool now, hear?