Barack Obama
Global Warming Prophet
or not

 

Our former president often spoke of the pending disastrous effects of global warming, including rising seas. However, in December 2019, almost three years after his time as president was over, he purchased an $11.7 million-dollar, waterfront estate in Martha's Vineyard. By waterfront, I mean right out there in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

I'll give Obama credit -- he's sure got a lot of nerve warning us about man-made global warming and rising oceans while living in this seaside palace. To save the planet, I thought we were supposed to be reducing our carbon footprints, not thumbing our nose as a Global Warming Denier in such an opulent manner. Can you imagine the energy it takes just to heat this place in the winter? Keep in mind, Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts -- and it do get cold up yonder.

 

King Neptune surveying Obama's estate in preparation for invasion

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This does not seem like a very wise purchase for someone who is convinced that his home will soon be overtaken by King Neptune. I wouldn't purchase a multi-million-dollar estate knowing I was going to have to evacuate and watch the value of my home go to zero as the Atlantic crept closer and eventually swamped my foyer. Would you? Of course, not. It's obvious he doesn't believe what he preaches. That, or he's the worst real estate investor of our time. Obama is certainly not lacking in intelligence. So, I'd bet on the former.